Bros before Hoes
Junk before Trunk
Balls before Dolls
Compadres before I sleep with two Madres
Brad Pitt before Grab clit
These nuts before skinny sluts
Masterbate before I ask her to date
Beef stew before watching The View
Male erection before One Direction
Mario and Luigi before Thelma and Laweezie
Bert and Ernie before Squirt and Spermy
Man purses before regular purses
Sports before genital warts

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